Eternal Shit-Head Asshats.

Congratulations, EE-BP, you are the first company to specialize in something no one will ever give a shit about. Lets face it, the rapture isn't coming yet. We may have had a series of tsunamis and earthquakes, but that doesn't prove a damn thing. But, one thing is for sure: the last thing we will give a shit about is our pets. This company (I even feel embarrassed to give them the title of company) will ensure you that your pet will be safe after the rapture. Ok, so let me get this straight, I should shell out $135 for my dog to be saved during the rapture? Fuck that. Hell, I could get a car for that money (a shitty one, don't get a boner) One thing about this company that really pisses me off is that they're "atheists". What an atheist is is someone who denies the existence of god. They shouldn't think about saving animals from the rapture if they don't believe in it. Fucktards. Every one of these stupid fuckers would be put in a prison cell and beaten to death with baseball bats if I were king.

Here's their shitty website: http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

The worst term of 2010: Atheist.

Before you whine, hear me out. This is one of the most abused "religions" of all time. You know why? It's not that they don't believe in any god, they don't believe in God. Sounds the same? It isn't. I'm talking about the god that Christians believe in. Most atheists don't believe in God mainly because:

1.) They were forced into religion as a child, and resort to Atheism as a means of rebellion, or anti-conformity.

2.) Believing in God is "for kids".

In response to #1, well, that's too bad. I actually have some sympathy for those who have changed their perception of faith because they were forced into it. If your kid wants to pick his/her religion, let them. It's not like you'll be sent to hell. They will. And besides, why should you waste your time with a rebellious, snot-nosed, bratty kid? Put it up for adoption if you really can't handle it.

For #2, that's just immature. If you really think conforming to a specific religion (or lack thereof) makes you more acceptable socially, just stop breathing and die. Now, I bet someone out there is gonna call me a hypocrite because of my view on religion. Do I believe in God? Yes. I do. But not because some preacher shoved the bible up my ass. I chose it because I honestly thought it made the most sense.

Overall, I think they should change the term "atheist" to "I-think-I'm-cool-because-I-don't-believe-in-God-and-I-like-feeling-depressed-all-the-time"